Male Masturbation
It's called jacking off,
beating off, spanking the monkey, wanking, flying solo.
It's masturbation for men, and it's a healthy and
satisfying activity. So to celebrate it, we've taken a
closer look at the many techniques the human male has
developed to get himself off.
The hands are the most obvious and popular way to reach
orgasm through masturbation, but many men incorporate
sex toys or even household objects into their solo
flight. It's always wise to make sure your penis can be
safely removed from whatever object you decide to stick
it into.
As with all things sexual, there is no right or wrong
way to masturbate. What works for you is a personal
choice, and you should feel free to experiment with
these and any other techniques you can dream up.
Women can also learn from these male masturbation
techniques. Try them on your man and see what happens.
(Next time, we'll be covering female masturbation.)
Hand Techniques
In the "fist" maneuver, use one hand or both, grasping
the penis with the pressure you find most stimulating.
Slide your fist up and down the length of the penis.
Many men enjoy encircling the penis with both fists to
simulate the feeling of a real orifice.
A variation on the fist method is to use just the thumb
and forefinger to encircle the shaft and stroke away. Or
you can try using two fingers with the thumb. Many men
like to focus on the top of the shaft using this method.
The Thumb Over the Top method is where you grasp the top
of the shaft, just below the head, with your fingers.
Then use your thumb to stroke back and forth over the
head.
Slapping the penis against your hands, stomach or
another object is another method to integrate into your
masturbation adventures.
Simulating the Vagina
Lubricant is the easiest way to make your hands feel
like a vagina. Water-based is always a good choice,
since it won't stain and is easy to clean up. Silicone
lubricants are great for male masturbation, because they
stay slick no matter how excited you get.
Oils, lotions and creams can also be used as lubricants.
Basically, anything that will coat your hands and
provide some slickness. Just don't use oily lubes with
condoms or with another person. The ingredients in hand
lotion, olive oil or basically anything that's not
specifically designed for sexual use will break down
latex in condoms, and could cause infection in a woman's
vagina.
There are tons of objects that you can insert your penis
into that will replicate the feeling of a real vagina
(or orifice of your choice). Melons remain an all time
favorite. Just use a knife to cut a hole the size of
your penis into a watermelon, cantaloupe, etc., fill it
with lube, and pump away. A toilet paper roll works the
same way.
One of our favorite techniques is called The Stranger.
This is where you sit on your hand until it becomes
numb, then start masturbating. Since you'll have no
feeling in your hand, it will be way easier to pretend
it's a beautiful tight pussy! If you can stand it, you
can also stick your hand in ice water (or snow) until
you get the desired numbness.
Positions
Lying down on the back is the preferred position for
most guys, and it usually requires the least cleanup.
But you can lie on your stomach and rub against
something like a pillow or cushion. Fabrics like satin,
velvet or chenille can feel fantastic, but it should go
without saying to have a towel or tissue handy to
ejaculate in. Also, your friends and family might not be
happy about you rubbing your dick all over the couch
cushions, so use discretion.
Kneeling on the floor and either hunching over or
leaning back on your heels is another one to try.
The penis is important, but don't forget erogenous zones
like the testicles, anus, and nipples.
There's the Left or Right Scrotum Grab, where you use
the hand that's currently not on your penis to gently
grasp your balls and either fondle, scratch, rub or pull
on them.
Then there are vibrators, which are not just for women.
Sex toys can give men a lot of pleasure, too. Use any
type of vibrator to stimulate the shaft or head of the
penis, the testicles, nipples, anus or perineum (area
between the balls and the anus).
The anus is very sensitive, and can be stimulated with a
finger or sex toy. A simple bullet or mini vibrator can
be used to stimulate the outside of the anus. If you
want to insert something, make sure it has a flared
base. The extremely sensitive prostate gland is located
a few inches inside the anus, on the front wall.
Awakening this area feels heavenly to many men. A butt
plug works great for this.
Some men have very sensitive nipples and therefore enjoy
stroking or pinching them while masturbating. Also don't
forget nipple clips and clamps. Some even vibrate!
Water Sports
The shower is a wonderful place to masturbate, and for
some it's the only place with enough privacy. The water
on your genitals feels great. Try the shower head in
different positions, using the spray to stimulate
yourself while you try out the hand techniques above.
Soap makes a good lubricant in the water. However, with
all the rubbing you'll be doing, make sure it's a mild
soap that won't irritate your skin. Silicone lubricants
won't wash away as quickly, so they're ideal for
masturbating in the shower.
Ejaculation
Masturbation won't give you hairy palms, and it won't
make you go blind. If you do it often, though, it will
have the same effect as lots of sex - you won't expel as
much fluid with as much force. So if you're worried
about the amount of ejaculate you're shooting off, try
masturbating less frequently. When you do cum, it will
be more intense. |